Worm Fodder: Muster Chuff

I'm...I'm not too proud of this one. I don't have any excuses, alright?

NAME: Muster Chuff

SYSTEM: Halo: ODST homebrew

LIFESPAN: Less than one hour.

ABOUT: An ODST trooper from the ODST equivalent of the short bus.

NOTABLE FEATS: Getting Flamin' Hot Cheetos in his eyes before a drop.

CAUSE OF DEATH: Choked on a Flamin' Hot Cheeto during a drop.

Books of the Week: 8/5/12

Well, it's that time again. Time for a book review blog! ...why don't you look more excited? It'll be fun, I promise. Not at all like reading bad fanfic. (Not that I would know what that's like...) This week, my selection of books was marginally better than the last batch (And Splinter of the Mind's Eye still haunts me.). As usual, there's the ubiquitous Warhammer 40K Battles novel, as well as a Halo novel, a Tolkein novella, and a darkly funny fantasy novel.