Well this week went better than it had the potential to. So let's talk about games that went WORSE than they had the potential to. I'm not sure that my previous two sentences actually make sense but whatever. I'm hopped up on sugar and I DON'T CAAAAAAAARE!!!!! WOO!
Cutie Suzuki: Ringside Angel
What... Did... What... Whatever I just played I feel unclean now. Also it's not a very good game.
Dark Castle
AHHHH. THAT IS LITERALLY THE WORST SOUND I HAVE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE. THIS ENEMY SOUNDS LIKE LEMONGRAB ONLY A MILLION TIMES WORSE. MY SOUL IS BLEEDING. MEEP MEEP MEEPMEEPMEEP WEHEHEHEH OVER AND OVER AGH MAKE IT STOOOOOP.
Dinosaurs For Hire
Wow. And I thought Street Sharks was a terrible TMNT cash-in. This is...This is atrocious. It's a bad rip-off of TMNT, and it's a bad rip-off of Contra. Controls are abysmal, shooting is ludicrously bad, control, music, and graphics are all utter trash...
Doom Troopers
I cannot express how awful the gunplay in this game is. It is truly...something you have to experience to believe. The sound, the graphics, the controls, the game itself. All terrible.
Dune: The Battle For Arrakis
So this is Dune-themed Starcraft 64. It's...not terrible? It's...okay?
