Backlog Blitz: Genesis, Week Seven, "Frog Gargoyles From Gaiares"

Yeah, I don't even have an introduction for this. Alright? Happy now? Bah. I just want to eat ice cream and garlic bread. Because food makes me happy. Food is my bestest friend. I love food. Unlike these games, which are mostly just lackluster. Seriously, Sega. Get your act together.

Frogger

Um. What do you want me to say about this that hasn't been said? It's bloody Frogger.

Gaiares

It's a mediocre side-scrolling space shmup. Not much more I can say. Music is okay, controls are okay, graphics are okay, the game as a whole is...okay.

Galaxy Force II

The worst Star Fox ripoff ever. Bad on too many levels to count.

Gargoyles

This...actually isn't a half-bad action-platformer type thing. I rather like it.