Star Wars
Wow, this is awful on so many levels I can't even begin to comprehend it.
Streets of Rage
I want to start off by saying I LOVE the overall aesthetic of this game. The neon signs, the wacky-looking opponents... It's all very 80s cyberpunk and that makes me immensely happy. But...why am I fighting a man in assless chaps? Why is there input lag? Why do I only punch? The game is good, but has some issues...
Strider
Gotterdammerung. The jumps in this game take literal seconds to finish. The hang time is ridiculous and make the game...not that fun to play... Overall it just feels like a bad port of the NES Strider.
Thunder Blade
One-hit kills, no powerups, and ground enemies you apparently can't kill. I'm calling shenanigans. If those elements were fixed, this would be a halfway decent game
Time Soldiers
It's just another flipping terrible Ikari Warriors clone, but with time travel. ARGH.
Zool - Ninja of the Nth Dimension
Mario meets Ninja Gaiden meets a Chupa Chups ad. It does not make good things. It makes slidey controls, imprecise platforming, and stupid stuff.
