Daniel the Grimy... Look. His character portrait? Doesn't do him justice. That makes him look like he had some sort of tragic mental deficiency. He did not. He was just incredibly, cripplingly stupid. A giant man-child. His INT was suboptimal but survivable, but his WIS was...negatory.
NAME: Daniel the Grimy
SYSTEM: Dungeon Crawl Classics
ABOUT: A gravedigger with an inexplicable Southern accent who wandered into a conspiracy bigger than himself.
NOTABLE FEATS: Had his shovel enchanted by an elven smith who thought it would be funny, giving the shovel sentience; murdered--well, his shovel murdered--a fellow adventurer; unleashed a tomb filled with giant graveworms; became part of a three-headed ghost giant a la Monty Python.
CAUSE OF DEATH: Turned into a half-sphinx and murdered by another player's sphinx-hating spear.
